What if SEO’s mated? We needed to find out!
August 6th, 2007 | Funny
I think that Conan O’Brien’s skit “if they mated” is one of the most genius pieces of entertainment available for your late night viewing pleasure. I couldn’t help but think… what if SEO’s mated. So I went on a flavorful trip full of adventure, candy cains and lolly pops to find out what this would entail. See below for a glimpse into the life of future couples in SEO and their offspring! I just want to point out this is strictly for fun!!
Cameron Olthuis and Neil Patel:

Jarrod Hunt and Carolyn Shelby:

Rhea Drysdale and Loren Baker:

Kim Krause Berg and Bill Slawski:

Danny Sullivan and Jim Boykin:

Mike Mcdonald and Vanessa Fox:




That is Friggen Hilarious.
Left by Jarrod Hunt on August 29th, 2007
This is a little creepy…especially Danny and Jim. I might not be able to sleep tonight. LOL
Left by Adam Maywald on August 29th, 2007
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Left by Neil Patel on August 29th, 2007
Dude, awesome. I wish I was in one of those!
Left by Chris Hooley on August 29th, 2007
LOL. Great stuff. I like the Cameron Olthuis and Neil Patel offspring.
Left by Oleg on August 29th, 2007
This is just scary!
Left by Melissa Mationg on August 29th, 2007
i think i just threw up a little.
Left by Mike McDonald on August 29th, 2007
Good Lord. I hope most of these people are sterile. Thanks for making us look good:)
Left by Todd on August 29th, 2007
And who said SEO’s weren’t Hot!
Left by Cher on August 29th, 2007
Rand and Todd’s spawn looks like a werewolf! Someone call the Enquirer!!
Left by Carolyn Shelby on August 29th, 2007
Some of those are just scary! In a couple of cases… kind of an improvement
(sorry Neil) JK
Left by David Brown on August 29th, 2007
This is the funniest thing I have seen today.
Left by Ramkarthik on August 29th, 2007
@Chris… Your Next!
@Carolyn… I hope we can still be friends after this LOL!!!
Left by Jarrod Hunt on August 29th, 2007
Ok so which one would you do? I pick Cameron & Neil!
Left by Pam on August 29th, 2007
You would pam!!
Left by Joe Whyte on August 29th, 2007
Too funny…
Actually too scary….
Left by Chris Winfield on August 29th, 2007
That’s so funny, but I still feel ill.
Left by Andy Beal on August 29th, 2007
Oh man!
Left by Sujan Patel on August 29th, 2007
It’s like a Rob Zombie horror flick!!!
Left by Michael B. on August 29th, 2007
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Looks like Fishdubl has been sniffing some black paint… which one did he inherit that addiction from?
Left by Cameron Olthuis on August 29th, 2007
Is it scary to say I’m honored to be paired with Danny?
Luckily we both actually made better looking boys with our wife’s than than together.
Left by Jim Boykin on August 29th, 2007
Halarious even after the 44th time pulling it up!
Left by John Satter on August 29th, 2007
You’re just jealous k-fed! Let’s see one of YOU!
Left by Pam on August 29th, 2007
OMG! – I can’t breathe! – That’s too funny!
Left by Hawaii SEO on August 29th, 2007
I’ll never bitch about looking/feeling like hell in the morning again.
Left by Kim Krause Berg on August 29th, 2007
I think my ovaries just shriveled up and died. That’s hysterically horrible. The Rand/Todd’s kid definitely looks like a Nat’l Enquirer piece… I’m thinking Bat Boy more than a werewolf though.
Awesome!
Left by Rhea on August 29th, 2007
Hmm, great. what a funny SEO.. I got ache in my stomach..
Too funny..
Left by Darek on August 29th, 2007
funniest
Left by gilly on August 30th, 2007
Too funny… here’s the question of the day, if you could choose one of the SEO hybrids to market your company, who would you choose? I think I’d have to choose the Danny/Jim spawn!
Left by James on August 30th, 2007
Had my morning coffee been ready, I would have spit it all over the screen. Hilarious!
Left by David Wallace on August 30th, 2007
Ding fries are done!
Left by Andrew Miller on August 30th, 2007
Okay, Vanessa and Scott are just too scary! LOL! Great post.
Left by Jules on August 30th, 2007
Oh my, it’s so wrong. The good news is not to be included.
Left by Lee Odden on August 30th, 2007
Too freakin funny!
Left by Shimon Sandler on August 30th, 2007
It’s really funny and on the other hand it’s scary to look at their faces that has become somehow distorted. How did they do these photos? I’m really curious. : )
Left by tere on August 30th, 2007
The missing LINKS.
Left by Pablo Palatnik on August 31st, 2007
Oh my. Someone has been liquefying with photoshop again. Sorry, Kim, but you and Bill belong together
Left by Frances on September 1st, 2007
Holly Crap, this is great! I bet your gettign tons of links to this post. I know I found one from my friend and old boss Dave Bascom’s blog.
Shoot I am so tempted to blog about this my self. Man this is funny! Maybe I;ll meet some of these people at SMX Local/Mobile in Denver
Left by Bart Gibby - Utah Search Engine Optimization on September 3rd, 2007